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The Cabinet of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa is the principal executive organ of the Government of the Pakistani province of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa. It is composed of senior government officials chosen and led by the Chief Minister of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa. All cabinet members sworn in are designated Minister, and are seated in Peshawar, the provincial capital. The incumbent cabinet is the Gandapur ministry.
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