{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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